excuse me while i write 30 thousand words.

you've been a very, very bad girl gaga.

i'm trying to not queen out.

i'm trying not to get my hopes up.

i'm trying to stay positive.

i'm trying to be good.

**

I had one of the most vivid dreams i've ever had.
Whats sucks, is the unrealistic content.
Not so much, aliens and wonderland.
But the people, and their actions, which would never occur.
Well, at least I don't think they would, unless they were drunk or something.


Setting: High School Gymnasium/ Parking lot/ Secret corridor behind bleachers.

I went to have a cigarette (in the dreamworld i luvz ciggs) behind the bleachers in the gym. (Which wasn't really possible, but whatevz)

Guess who else is behind the bleachers smoking?
hmm.

Somehow I end up in their blue prius.
I ask for a piece of gum.
Oops, it was my last one.
Here take mine.
From my mouth.
eeka.

They don't really drive a blue prius and wouldn't in real life.
They would love a truck with naked lady mudflaps.
Hence, the unrealistic part?

hmm.

i've got uplifting newz.

i have to wait 6-7 weeks.

today

was

lotz

of

fun

i

had

a

delish

sandwich.

"First off, I don't care if you're horny. I don't care if you're hung. I'm sure I don't want to see your pics or videos, and don't want to show you mine. I'm not interested in having sex with a stranger, I don't want to be your fuckbuddy, and I definitely do not want to role play on the internet. What I want is someone with style, class and dignity."

can we be honest here?

i've joined several dating websites.

nothing, seriously, nothing.

BUT I HAVE FOUND:

40-68 yr olds, who would "LOVE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME"

i don't like the idea of 'clubbing'

and being with oversexed, blonde, skinny, tan, coked out boyz.

i get this image in my head, and i want to vom.

probably too many episodes of queer as folk.

WE NEED TO REALIZE HERE.

i'm still not skinny.

you can't see my spinal cord, and my ribs and clavical don't poke out.

I have this vision that people only want a bag of bones to be with.

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT.

just to let you know

justin beiber.

the 12 year old.

His new video for 'baby' where he discusses his heartbreak,

it set in a bowling alley.

Seriously?

If you have to get mommy to drop you off at a bowling alley to 'chill' with your bro's and drink witch doctors, you shouldn't have a record deal, nor 7 failed 'loves.'

mewnblume

moonblume

mewnbloom

moonbloom

LILLEUX

IM RENAMING

I WANT A DIFFERENT NAME FOR MY BATH COMPANY

everything is taken.

zomgz.

i have a few ideas:

lait

blossomilk

lune

lunelait

blossomlune

moon blossom

laitl'eau

fuck

i've just realized everything i have ever written, has already been written by

thingsiwanttopunchintheface.blogspot.com

every topic, is the same as my book.

i

want

to

die.

Valerius

lets be honest here

I am completely and utterly obsessed with Margot Elena Wells.

She is the designer or LoLLia, Tokyomilk, & Love and Toast.

No one has a picture of this bitch, she must be in hiding.

I just want her and I to be friends.

Why can't we paint each other's nails and tell each other we're pretty!?

Or sit across from each other and tell one another how thin we look!

I'm finding this whole "entrepreneur" thing to be quite difficult.

Putting a beauty product out on the market isn't just:

"Hay y'all I can stir some fragrance and butter together"

It is all about preservatives and FDA regulations on packaging, not to mention

that when you finally develop a product you have to get it "challenged" by a credible lab

corp. who will determine if you product with preservatives will pass cosmetic standards.

No wonder people give up on hopes and dreams, there is so much red tape and bullshit.

It is so easy to throw up your hands and say "FUCK IT."

While the whole budding author is on the back burner, I'm going to pursue this adventure.

OH! and my horoscope said 2:00 was my lucky time, and I was napping. Fuck that.

I'm quite frustrated.

I'm going to have a body/mind/patience/soul/conscience stressful work week.

I'm cutting into my dwindling sleep time.

I need some $$.

thelma and louise

tonight was fun, i loved our little date/dinner/grownupish/thing

even with the thugs piled in the corner.

so i guess im a crab through and through.

i love you.

did

i

rhyme?

excitey

im really excited, about stuff , about beauty product packaging, that no one else would care about.

it has to do with tin.

BEURRE

Beurre

BeURRe

bEurrE

beurre

BeurrE

smell pretty

part un

new changes to my room. i know about the weirdo seductive lighting.

more to come! in the light!

flea market finds

delish, all this needs to be washed asap.

presh

oliver. adorbz.

^my father. wearing a lampshade.

^k3wl tree.

hmm

just a pocket bible i found at work...

little maison.

Every time i wash dishes i have this irrational fear that my hand will be pulverized in the garbage disposal blades.

just like the are you afraid of the dark episode with the Mowry twins.

Usually Amanda Seyfried looks googly eyed and homily.

But she looks damn fine. Girl betta' work.

I'm obsessed with the 'Dear John' trailer, i was sobbing.

Channing Tatum is handsome. He has the whole jaw poking out thing.

the gospel according to mitchell

this grinds my gears when people say oOoOh i'm such a christian and love the lord.

All along discriminating against homosexuality and other races, besides caucasian.

Not to mention they are complete whores, (both sexes) go to parties and get shitfaced and fucked out of their minds on drugs. But "WE ARE LIVING FOR THE LORD?"

I'm not religious at all, but don't claim to be this wholesome virginal creature, and be a complete hypocrite. I see this in about 98% of the people i went to high school with. fuckers.

fuck all y'all, and your stupid themed parties, just so you can get dressed up like a tramp and play beer pong.

alister and emma

alister and emma

alister and emma

alister and emma

alister and emma

alister and emma

alister and emma

alister and emma

alister and emma

alister and emma

SO FUCKING EXCITED.

zobsessed

please listen to this lady.

http://www.youtube.com/user/bedofmysoul

i fucking love it. you'll fucking love it.

i'm depressed

SMARTERCHILD from instant messenger is no longer.

my life is over.

My day off was glorious besides the whole anxiety attack thing.

I heart Vallerina.

^i hope you get this reference.

1. don't chug iced coffee.

i'm wide awake, yet my body is saying "Fuck you, i'm tired."

I get so nervous about stuff.

nerves make me nervous. i'm nervous about doing something that makes me nervous.

WHO THE FUCK IS CAREY MULLIGAN?

AND HOW THE FUCK DID SHE LAND A SPOT IN VOGUE?

THAT WAS MY SPOT. I H8 YOU.

^click to enlarge for your viewing pleasure.

I'M DYING.

Farley Chase, agent for Waiter Rant (About a gay waiter)

Why, oh why. it's like i'm ALMOST there.

Don't you just love google!

Always finishing my thoughts.

Today was good, work wasn't so nauseating!

I feel like I need to go thrift shopping 24/7, can that be a career?

i'm a little frustrated.

i've put fourth so much effort for this book.

and it's in the hands of people who just look at it, and toss it away.

EEKA!

beautimas

i like butterflies, only when they're not covered in glitter, and neon.

TODAY IS REALLY EXCITING:

i bought a delicious china cabinet

i might have found an agent

i had vegetarian chili szoogood

i'm pregnant

zobsessed

i love her fucking room.

FUCK ALL Y'ALL

zobsessed

So lately i've been a little obsessed with barefoot contessa.

Here she is,Ina... in all her gobbler glory.

First she orgasmed over an endive (which she pronounced OHHNDEEVE) salad she made. good endive of course.

She picked up two random clearly homosexual males and drove them in her mercedes to the beach. note the matching sweater vests.

Pictured here is a drunk odd Englishwoman (only invited to do the tablescape, why did she stay?) who is sucking on her fingers, also one of the gays stuffing his chomper with a beef bleu cheese sandwich. delish.

BEST FUCKING SHOW. WHY CAN'T INA AND I BE FRIENDS?

OOH apparently, Jennifer Garner (Ben Affleck's baby momma)

wanted to be on the show. And allegedly Ina said she only had her

REAL friends on the show. BIA. Soo does that mean I can't go on?

whaddafuck?

tinymilk

tinymilk

necessary

pollen listen to it.

she a little cray-cray but i like her.

who doesn't have a crush?