excuse me while i write 30 thousand words.

you've been a very, very bad girl gaga.

i'm trying to not queen out.

i'm trying not to get my hopes up.

i'm trying to stay positive.

i'm trying to be good.

**

I had one of the most vivid dreams i've ever had.
Whats sucks, is the unrealistic content.
Not so much, aliens and wonderland.
But the people, and their actions, which would never occur.
Well, at least I don't think they would, unless they were drunk or something.


Setting: High School Gymnasium/ Parking lot/ Secret corridor behind bleachers.

I went to have a cigarette (in the dreamworld i luvz ciggs) behind the bleachers in the gym. (Which wasn't really possible, but whatevz)

Guess who else is behind the bleachers smoking?
hmm.

Somehow I end up in their blue prius.
I ask for a piece of gum.
Oops, it was my last one.
Here take mine.
From my mouth.
eeka.

They don't really drive a blue prius and wouldn't in real life.
They would love a truck with naked lady mudflaps.
Hence, the unrealistic part?

hmm.

i've got uplifting newz.

i have to wait 6-7 weeks.

today

was

lotz

of

fun

i

had

a

delish

sandwich.

"First off, I don't care if you're horny. I don't care if you're hung. I'm sure I don't want to see your pics or videos, and don't want to show you mine. I'm not interested in having sex with a stranger, I don't want to be your fuckbuddy, and I definitely do not want to role play on the internet. What I want is someone with style, class and dignity."

can we be honest here?

i've joined several dating websites.

nothing, seriously, nothing.

BUT I HAVE FOUND:

40-68 yr olds, who would "LOVE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME"

i don't like the idea of 'clubbing'

and being with oversexed, blonde, skinny, tan, coked out boyz.

i get this image in my head, and i want to vom.

probably too many episodes of queer as folk.

WE NEED TO REALIZE HERE.

i'm still not skinny.

you can't see my spinal cord, and my ribs and clavical don't poke out.

I have this vision that people only want a bag of bones to be with.

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT.

just to let you know

justin beiber.

the 12 year old.

His new video for 'baby' where he discusses his heartbreak,

it set in a bowling alley.

Seriously?

If you have to get mommy to drop you off at a bowling alley to 'chill' with your bro's and drink witch doctors, you shouldn't have a record deal, nor 7 failed 'loves.'

mewnblume

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