can we be honest here?

i've joined several dating websites.

nothing, seriously, nothing.

BUT I HAVE FOUND:

40-68 yr olds, who would "LOVE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME"

i don't like the idea of 'clubbing'

and being with oversexed, blonde, skinny, tan, coked out boyz.

i get this image in my head, and i want to vom.

probably too many episodes of queer as folk.

WE NEED TO REALIZE HERE.

i'm still not skinny.

you can't see my spinal cord, and my ribs and clavical don't poke out.

I have this vision that people only want a bag of bones to be with.

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT.