"First off, I don't care if you're horny. I don't care if you're hung. I'm sure I don't want to see your pics or videos, and don't want to show you mine. I'm not interested in having sex with a stranger, I don't want to be your fuckbuddy, and I definitely do not want to role play on the internet. What I want is someone with style, class and dignity."

can we be honest here?

i've joined several dating websites.

nothing, seriously, nothing.

BUT I HAVE FOUND:

40-68 yr olds, who would "LOVE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME"

i don't like the idea of 'clubbing'

and being with oversexed, blonde, skinny, tan, coked out boyz.

i get this image in my head, and i want to vom.

probably too many episodes of queer as folk.

WE NEED TO REALIZE HERE.

i'm still not skinny.

you can't see my spinal cord, and my ribs and clavical don't poke out.

I have this vision that people only want a bag of bones to be with.

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT.

just to let you know

justin beiber.

the 12 year old.

His new video for 'baby' where he discusses his heartbreak,

it set in a bowling alley.

Seriously?

If you have to get mommy to drop you off at a bowling alley to 'chill' with your bro's and drink witch doctors, you shouldn't have a record deal, nor 7 failed 'loves.'

mewnblume

moonblume

mewnbloom

moonbloom

LILLEUX

IM RENAMING

I WANT A DIFFERENT NAME FOR MY BATH COMPANY

everything is taken.

zomgz.

i have a few ideas:

lait

blossomilk

lune

lunelait

blossomlune

moon blossom

laitl'eau

fuck

i've just realized everything i have ever written, has already been written by

thingsiwanttopunchintheface.blogspot.com

every topic, is the same as my book.

i

want

to

die.

Valerius

lets be honest here

I am completely and utterly obsessed with Margot Elena Wells.

She is the designer or LoLLia, Tokyomilk, & Love and Toast.

No one has a picture of this bitch, she must be in hiding.

I just want her and I to be friends.

Why can't we paint each other's nails and tell each other we're pretty!?

Or sit across from each other and tell one another how thin we look!

I'm finding this whole "entrepreneur" thing to be quite difficult.

Putting a beauty product out on the market isn't just:

"Hay y'all I can stir some fragrance and butter together"

It is all about preservatives and FDA regulations on packaging, not to mention

that when you finally develop a product you have to get it "challenged" by a credible lab

corp. who will determine if you product with preservatives will pass cosmetic standards.

No wonder people give up on hopes and dreams, there is so much red tape and bullshit.

It is so easy to throw up your hands and say "FUCK IT."

While the whole budding author is on the back burner, I'm going to pursue this adventure.

OH! and my horoscope said 2:00 was my lucky time, and I was napping. Fuck that.

I'm quite frustrated.

I'm going to have a body/mind/patience/soul/conscience stressful work week.

I'm cutting into my dwindling sleep time.

I need some $$.

thelma and louise

tonight was fun, i loved our little date/dinner/grownupish/thing

even with the thugs piled in the corner.

so i guess im a crab through and through.

i love you.

did

i

rhyme?

excitey

im really excited, about stuff , about beauty product packaging, that no one else would care about.

it has to do with tin.

BEURRE

Beurre

BeURRe

bEurrE

beurre

BeurrE

smell pretty