So lately i've been a little obsessed with barefoot contessa.

Here she is,Ina... in all her gobbler glory.

First she orgasmed over an endive (which she pronounced OHHNDEEVE) salad she made. good endive of course.


She picked up two random clearly homosexual males and drove them in her mercedes to the beach. note the matching sweater vests.

Pictured here is a drunk odd Englishwoman (only invited to do the tablescape, why did she stay?) who is sucking on her fingers, also one of the gays stuffing his chomper with a beef bleu cheese sandwich. delish.

Pictured here is a drunk odd Englishwoman (only invited to do the tablescape, why did she stay?) who is sucking on her fingers, also one of the gays stuffing his chomper with a beef bleu cheese sandwich. delish.
BEST FUCKING SHOW. WHY CAN'T INA AND I BE FRIENDS?
OOH apparently, Jennifer Garner (Ben Affleck's baby momma)
wanted to be on the show. And allegedly Ina said she only had her
REAL friends on the show. BIA. Soo does that mean I can't go on?


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