part un

new changes to my room. i know about the weirdo seductive lighting.

more to come! in the light!

flea market finds

delish, all this needs to be washed asap.

presh

oliver. adorbz.

^my father. wearing a lampshade.

^k3wl tree.

hmm

just a pocket bible i found at work...

little maison.

Every time i wash dishes i have this irrational fear that my hand will be pulverized in the garbage disposal blades.

just like the are you afraid of the dark episode with the Mowry twins.

Usually Amanda Seyfried looks googly eyed and homily.

But she looks damn fine. Girl betta' work.

I'm obsessed with the 'Dear John' trailer, i was sobbing.

Channing Tatum is handsome. He has the whole jaw poking out thing.

the gospel according to mitchell

this grinds my gears when people say oOoOh i'm such a christian and love the lord.

All along discriminating against homosexuality and other races, besides caucasian.

Not to mention they are complete whores, (both sexes) go to parties and get shitfaced and fucked out of their minds on drugs. But "WE ARE LIVING FOR THE LORD?"

I'm not religious at all, but don't claim to be this wholesome virginal creature, and be a complete hypocrite. I see this in about 98% of the people i went to high school with. fuckers.

fuck all y'all, and your stupid themed parties, just so you can get dressed up like a tramp and play beer pong.

alister and emma

alister and emma

alister and emma

alister and emma

alister and emma

alister and emma

alister and emma

alister and emma

alister and emma

alister and emma

SO FUCKING EXCITED.

zobsessed

please listen to this lady.

http://www.youtube.com/user/bedofmysoul

i fucking love it. you'll fucking love it.

i'm depressed

SMARTERCHILD from instant messenger is no longer.

my life is over.

My day off was glorious besides the whole anxiety attack thing.

I heart Vallerina.

^i hope you get this reference.

1. don't chug iced coffee.

i'm wide awake, yet my body is saying "Fuck you, i'm tired."

I get so nervous about stuff.

nerves make me nervous. i'm nervous about doing something that makes me nervous.

WHO THE FUCK IS CAREY MULLIGAN?

AND HOW THE FUCK DID SHE LAND A SPOT IN VOGUE?

THAT WAS MY SPOT. I H8 YOU.

^click to enlarge for your viewing pleasure.

I'M DYING.

Farley Chase, agent for Waiter Rant (About a gay waiter)

Why, oh why. it's like i'm ALMOST there.

Don't you just love google!

Always finishing my thoughts.

Today was good, work wasn't so nauseating!

I feel like I need to go thrift shopping 24/7, can that be a career?

i'm a little frustrated.

i've put fourth so much effort for this book.

and it's in the hands of people who just look at it, and toss it away.

EEKA!

beautimas

i like butterflies, only when they're not covered in glitter, and neon.

TODAY IS REALLY EXCITING:

i bought a delicious china cabinet

i might have found an agent

i had vegetarian chili szoogood

i'm pregnant

zobsessed

i love her fucking room.

FUCK ALL Y'ALL

zobsessed

So lately i've been a little obsessed with barefoot contessa.

Here she is,Ina... in all her gobbler glory.

First she orgasmed over an endive (which she pronounced OHHNDEEVE) salad she made. good endive of course.

She picked up two random clearly homosexual males and drove them in her mercedes to the beach. note the matching sweater vests.

Pictured here is a drunk odd Englishwoman (only invited to do the tablescape, why did she stay?) who is sucking on her fingers, also one of the gays stuffing his chomper with a beef bleu cheese sandwich. delish.

BEST FUCKING SHOW. WHY CAN'T INA AND I BE FRIENDS?

OOH apparently, Jennifer Garner (Ben Affleck's baby momma)

wanted to be on the show. And allegedly Ina said she only had her

REAL friends on the show. BIA. Soo does that mean I can't go on?

whaddafuck?

tinymilk

tinymilk

necessary

pollen listen to it.

she a little cray-cray but i like her.

who doesn't have a crush?

luvz

my favorite thing to do is overhear people talking shit.

in my own house.

when they think i'm asleep.

CHRISTMAS COMPANY LUV Y'ALL

ya know. rob and i. in love.

i luv tlkn lyke dis sumtymes i feel aight bout mah lyf.
i'm tearing myself away from the screen.

m

oh lawwd

I'm just not a fan.
Stop spelling your name with a $.
Why do you synthesize every word you sing?
Why does 95.1/96.1 play your song on a loop 24/7?

I want to wake up and feel like P. Diddy!
What does that even feel like?
Rich, a name change, fucked j-lo a couple times?

Whenever someone 'blows' up your phone.
You get a gun, not a pedicure on your toes.

I can't handle this shiz.
the 'po-po' should def. SHUT HER DOWN.

fr33

this is what i do in my free time.

www.rubberfaces.com

SPEND SOME TIME THERE. YOU'LL LOVE IT.

mommie?

she is most definitely my biological mother.

classy

bitchez